You’ve heard of Bernie Sanders

brassxdaddy:

cop-puncher-666:

cyphella:

now get ready for burning sandles

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Give Guy Fieri his shoes back

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gym-leader-dan:

meoshaa0001:

weloveshortvideos:

when all your friends go out and don’t invite you

IM SCREAMING LMAAAAO

*cough*

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mashallahsis:

thisiselliz:

what’s the next fetish y’all gonna start in 2016 

Consistency and communication

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earthdad:

I relate to Jeb Bush because I too am a mess and like to give up

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earthdad:

i hate those ppl who say they don’t want to date someone if they hate their mom because like???? some moms are abusive???? not just physically but mostly mentally????? some moms just suck in general???? or are just plain out rude?????

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bewbin:

precumming:

how do bugs get to the 5th floor of a building 

determination 

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earthdad:

when someone calls you a hoe because the lack of clothes you wear

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